Are any illnesses or diseases bothering your every day life? Would you like some advice for a small fee? Well then, feel free to drop me a line in the cosmic computer network, and I'll help you with any ailment you may contain by my wonderful talent of being a doctor and following the universe.P.S. - I have cured many people in my time, so feel completely at ease and allow me to help.
All of the above may apply. If you feel sick at the mention of the stars, your horoscope may be keeping you from sending a comment to the doctor. If this is so, you must wait at least 24 hours for your next horoscope of the day, before posting.
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Oh my! i got my leg chopped off by a knight in battle! What should I do? cure me doctor! surely there is some way to fix it.....
Dear M.D. Psych,
I need your help. I have a mysterious disease and I am worried about what it might be. My neck is sore, I have headaches, I am nauseated, my joints are aching, I have a fever of 103 degrees, I have been vomiting, and I have a general feeling of illness. Help me please!! I fear that it may be the BLACK PLAGUE!!!
-Aching Aquarius
DOCTOR PSYCH!!!!!
PLEASE HELP ME! I have been feeling ill lately and I don’t know if I am sick or if there is a bad omen in my horoscope. My symptoms are high fever, fatigue, sever headache, backache, malaise, a rash that is raised and pink, delirium, vomiting, diarrhea, and excessive bleeding. What should I do?!?!?
-Vomiting Virgo
Dear M.D. Psych,
I have heard of how you help people with their health and their well-being from the stars. I was wondering if you could find these things for me. I want to know what is coming in my life so I can marry more people.
--The Wife of Bath
Dear M.D. Psych,
I went to another doctor the other day to hopefully find out what this mystery illness is that I have. But, what the doctor told me what not what I wanted to hear. So I was hoping that you could give me a second opinion on what this disease could be. My symptoms are: shaking, chills,
chattering teeth, severe chest pain, a cough that produces rust-colored or greenish mucus, a very high fever, sweating, rapid breathing, and rapid pulse rate. This other doctor that doesn't know anything thought that I had bacterial pneumonia. Psh! Like he knows anything!
--Lout Leo
Dear Doctor,
I would like to know what kind of disease I am dealing with. I have a fever. I feel very run down. I have a cough and runny nose and my eyes are red. I also have a new rash on my head. But before I got this rash I had strange greyish spot on the inside of my mouth. Please let me know what sort of illness I am dealing with.
Thank you.
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