Curing the Squire

Well, the Squire came to me today because he had an accident with an arrow and a tree. It was a very rare incident, but I told him that it was a common thing among squires, even though an arrow bounced off of a tree and into this poor man's leg! Who would've thought that trees could be so resistant to sharp objects?!

Unfortunately, the stars were not in his favor today, and he is unable to walk now. I did however give him a reading of his horoscope, just for good luck and good fortune.

He's a Leo, so his horoscope for the day is: "The best lesson you learn today will not be found in the same old place. You are going to have to move as far outside your comfort zone as you can stand to go in order to get the nutritious input that your brain is hungry for. Experimentation is the key to keeping yourself sharp right now, so branch out and try a few new tricks you have been toying with. Through trial and error, you will eventually perfect your technique and establish a whole new best practice."

Hopefully he'll practice with those sticks I gave him for crutches, so maybe he can perfect his technique for hobbling around. Other than that, I'm afraid there is no cure for him to walk again.
--M.D. Psych

"Gangsta Rap"

Today was the ultimate worst day of our journey so far. We took time out of our journey to learn this new hip-hop dance. The new dance was called "Crank dat Squire Boy." The leaders of this dance were the Oxford Cleric and the Squire. The whole day was wasted to learn this "Gangsta Rap."

I must say I tried this so called dance for maybe five minutes. I couldn't deal with it at all. There was all of this movement side to side and I just can't do that. This dance caused us to be behind in our journey to the shrine of Saint Thomas a' Becket. Hopefully, tomorrow we will get back on task and keep moving and quit all of this "gangsta" crap.

Well, that's all I have for now... but remember if you ever get injured and need a cure every pilgrim knows where to find me.


P.S. What really is Youuuuuuuu anyway??

DAILY HOROSCOPES!!!!!!

Things I enjoy and ponder in my spare time...

• I enjoy stargazing 24/7


• I also cure people using the position of the stars and horoscopes and the occasional medicine to make them feel better


• I hear Chaucer may have written some sort of story about me, but I am not quite sure of what he said. He probably mentions my amazing talents of making people better.


• Sometimes, I also ride the occasional horse. It is the way to get around these days ya know. My favorite horse’s name is Pluto, after one of the planets of course! (even though sometimes, I question this planet's existence)