Now I've Got Advice From The Wife Of Bath.....

Well, you know how I helped the Wife of Bath with her life path? She ended up helping me in return. I told her about this girl I liked, named Celeste- which of course, has my favorite meaning: "of the sky". So, in order to help me, she decided to ask me a series of questions about what I believe, to discover what my take is on love. She said that my love element is Earth, and that I have consistency and integrity. Love for me is all about staying grounded and centered. I attract others with my zest of life, and talent with the stars, creating a unique moment in time. Steady progress and stability are the cornerstones of my life, so I never put myself at risk. This, of course makes perfect sense.

Before I left, she made sure that I knew what women want the most, so she told me this tale about a most unfortunate knight who's life was saved and who ended up with a wonderful lady because of this virtue that he relayed back to the king. Women want power. So that is what my woman shall get. Maybe I'll end up in a fairy-tale like the knight......hmmm.....I probably should do more work on watching the stars before I come to a conclusion about this certain matter.

--PSYCH M.D.

Advice for the Wife of Bath

Dear M.D. Psych,
I have heard of how you help people with their health and their well-being from the stars. I was wondering if you could find these things for me. I want to know what is coming in my life so I can marry more people.
--The Wife of Bath
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Dear Wife Of Bath,
I looked up your fortune from the stars and from your life number (6). Your purpose in life is to help others. You are very compassionate, and you offer comfort to those around you. It pains you to see other people hurting, and you do all in your power to help them. You take on responsibility, and don't mind personal sacrifice. You are the ultimate giver. In love, you offer warmth and protection to your partner. You often give too much of yourself, and you rarely put your own needs first. Emotions tend to rule your decisions too much, especially when it comes to love. And while taking care of people is great, make sure to give them room to grow on their own.

I hope that helps you a little! Maybe I'll come to you for some help since you seem so helpful from your horoscope, and I'll only charge you a small fee that many of my patients don't get.

--M.D. PSYCH

Doctor is not who he seems??

I have been hearing many rumors from pilgrims about me possibly being a secret drug dealer. I am writing this to tell you that those horrendous rumors couldn't be more far from the truth. I prescribe drugs to patients that need a certain drug. I do not sell fake or illegal drugs just to make money.

I look in my horoscope to the stars and I prescribe any drug that is needed. I assure everyone that I am doing nothing illegal. For me to have to address any type of rumor about selling illegal drugs makes me furious. Once again, I have never sold fake or illegal drugs to any of my patients.

-- M.D. PSYCH