Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Advice for the Wife of Bath

Dear M.D. Psych,
I have heard of how you help people with their health and their well-being from the stars. I was wondering if you could find these things for me. I want to know what is coming in my life so I can marry more people.
--The Wife of Bath
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Dear Wife Of Bath,
I looked up your fortune from the stars and from your life number (6). Your purpose in life is to help others. You are very compassionate, and you offer comfort to those around you. It pains you to see other people hurting, and you do all in your power to help them. You take on responsibility, and don't mind personal sacrifice. You are the ultimate giver. In love, you offer warmth and protection to your partner. You often give too much of yourself, and you rarely put your own needs first. Emotions tend to rule your decisions too much, especially when it comes to love. And while taking care of people is great, make sure to give them room to grow on their own.

I hope that helps you a little! Maybe I'll come to you for some help since you seem so helpful from your horoscope, and I'll only charge you a small fee that many of my patients don't get.

--M.D. PSYCH

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