I have noticed an unsightly boil on your leg Cook. Now unfortunately, most physicians believe there is no cure for such an ailment. However, you are in luck Cook! I have studied all varieties of medicine and I even happen to know how to heal such a boil. I noticed that you were born in mid June; that would make you a Gemini. By the arrangement of the stars, I can tell that in order to clear up your hideous boil, you must apply my special lizard salve to the infected area three times daily for two weeks. Keep up with this regiment and your prayers as well and the boil will clear up in no time! You are also lucky because I have been feeling very generous this month! I will give you two-weeks supply of my special salve for a payment of only 5 chickens.
Sincerely,
Psych M.D.
Sincerely,
Psych M.D.
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