Well, the Squire came to me today because he had an accident with an arrow and a tree. It was a very rare incident, but I told him that it was a common thing among squires, even though an arrow bounced off of a tree and into this poor man's leg! Who would've thought that trees could be so resistant to sharp objects?!Unfortunately, the stars were not in his favor today, and he is unable to walk now. I did however give him a reading of his horoscope, just for good luck and good fortune.
He's a Leo, so his horoscope for the day is: "The best lesson you learn today will not be found in the same old place. You are going to have to move as far outside your comfort zone as you can stand to go in order to get the nutritious input that your brain is hungry for. Experimentation is the key to keeping yourself sharp right now, so branch out and try a few new tricks you have been toying with. Through trial and error, you will eventually perfect your technique and establish a whole new best practice."
Hopefully he'll practice with those sticks I gave him for crutches, so maybe he can perfect his technique for hobbling around. Other than that, I'm afraid there is no cure for him to walk again.
--M.D. Psych
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