Dear M.D. Psych,I need your help. I have a mysterious disease and I am worried about what it might be. My neck is sore, I have headaches, I am nauseated, my joints are aching, I have a fever of 103 degrees, I have been vomiting, and I have a general feeling of illness. Help me please!! I fear that it may be the BLACK PLAGUE!!!
-Aching Aquarius
____________________________________________
Dear Aching Aquarius,
Your illness seems like nothing, it is probably just the common flu with a sore neck, headaches, and nausea. And well, sore joints just seem to come with getting older in age. The Black Plague only comes to people whose horoscopes call for it. Your horoscope (Aquarius) only says that your grudges are making you sick, and you're just depressed because you're stuck in a rut. You need to let go of the memories of how you were wronged in some way.
Now as to a medicinal cure, I prescribe good rest and a herbal remedy of flat-leaved parsley to help your nausea and headaches. Good luck! May the stars be with you!
--M.D. PSYCH
No comments:
Post a Comment