Dear Nun,What bad fortunate has befallen you! It is apparent the stars were not aligned in your favor last eve, for the most unlikely of circumstances occurred: your lackadaisical steed became overly excited and reared back, causing you to plummet to the ground. Judging from the severity of the impact, I would be safe to guess that you are in quite a lot of pain nun. However, there is no reason to fret! I have in my possession a very powerful pain tonic which will relieve you of all your aches and woes. Just two sips a day and you will be feeling revived and well in no time guaranteed. It is not the tastiest concoction, but what medicine ever is? I feel terribly sorry for you Nun so I will give you my pain tonic for only 5 gold pieces.
Best wishes,
Physic M.D.
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