Thursday, November 1, 2007

Dear Oxford Cleric, Go talk to your best friend Plato.

The other day the Oxford Cleric told everyone that I am a fraud and that I am scamming everyone because horoscopes are a joke. He is such a snob. The whole time during our journey he hasn't even talked to many of us because he is too busy reading his books or writing down how all of us are stupid. Little does he know that wisdom comes with age and that many of us are very educated, some of us are even more educated than he is. He has no right to say that I am a fraud. I am a highly acclaimed scholar, I have gone to school longer than him, and I have been a doctor longer than he has been alive!! He must not have done his reading on the horoscopes because he would have known that horoscopes have been used for over 3000 years, and even his beloved philosopher Plato has studied astronomy and horoscopes.

I just have one message to our Oxford Cleric, see if I help you next time you are sick and dieing.

--M.D. Psych

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